The time has come to bring abnormal public events (commonly referred to as “Flash Mobs”) under the soothing blanket of global bureaucracy. The alarming rise in messy “Trash Mobs” such as pillow fight are a clear warning to the International Community. The response: the San Francisco Protocol on Abnormal Public Events, a clear framework for regulation of these events through strong yet gentle local and international oversight. The UNCCH asks you to imagine a world in which these chaotic events are tamed, packaged, and decaffeinated. The San Francisco Protocol will finally make this possible.
Read the Ten Points of the protocol. Then sign the protocol in the comments section on behalf of your member nation.
Yours in the service of Humanity,
Commander EDW Lynch