The UNCCH Enters Emergency Session to Discuss Messy Flash Mobs

*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*

UNCCH Commander EDW Lynch has been recalled from observer duties in the Swiss Alps to join an emergency session at the San Francisco headquarters. Member nations will be discussing the alarming increases in messiness detected at numerous flash mobs and other anomalous public events.

A measured response to this global crisis is expected very soon.

The UNCCH
###

Advertisements

UNUCC on Flickr

UNUCC on Twitter

Powered by EDW Lynch

%d bloggers like this: