UNCCH is now UNUCC
The United Nations Commission on Costumes & Holidays (UNCCH) has been redesignated the United Nations Unconventional Culture Commission (UNUCC.) The name change reflects the Normalcy Council’s current focus on unconventional cultures and their dangerous effect on global normalcy. UNUCC will be expanding its mission to monitor and inspect these unconventional cultures and related Abnormal Public Events (APEs.)
To those who would upset global peace & quiet, the United Nations will respond vigorously-with UNUCC.
I wanna be a UNUCC, but I don’t meet at least one of the membership criteria.
UNUCC may be able to assist you in this matter.